I’m gonna eat your asshole straight bro actual pickup line used by a friend
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my social networks were hacked including this one posts have been deleted but just fyi i that was not me carry on

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And, uh, Peter uses Google rather than Bing in this one, like an actual human being. Indiewire, confirming what is no doubt the most important plot point of The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (via miss617)

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Is Kevin spacey gay or not I need to know someone just told me that and I never thought of it but I love him I need to know the Internet is giving me nothing

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HAPPY PASSOVER TO MY JEWISH FOLLOWERS

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Thanks. It has pockets! every girl ever responding to a compliment on a skirt/dress that has pockets (via nbronten)

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